MAH WURLD CRUMBRS WEN I CAN NOT HEAR
Um luhffing!!! HAH. HAH. HAH.
Ah dunnoe waht yoo sed ntho :(
CAHL-AH-FUNYA GORLS WEH UNFUGGEDDAMBLE!!!!
Ah noe, ma dad’s gnna KHILL meh!!!!!!!!!!
Tun thuh lytes on mah nytes nthis is lyfe n we uhnly got wun nthing WHOAHHHH
Wahd? Ah dun noe wahd yoo sed.
(The irony of him playing a blind man is palpable to me.)
Ah dunt lyk mah-donnahds!!
Ah em preddy. Ah lyk ribbns.